Friends like syphilis are for life. Whether you love them or hate them, you can't live without them.

Here are some of my friends which are listed in no particular order of preference.

 

Sahril Aman aka Mr LobaLoba is a 2m tall giant that lives to kick footy. He is my best friend. We hang out together all the time arguing most of the time about life. Being total opposites in thought and physical dimensions has helped us get along::

 

Imran Saleh aka Nothingman is my business partner/bassist/drummer and the bane of my existence. He is the closest you will ever get to a hedonistic spud nazi. The best thing about him is probably the free ciggies you can obtain out of his wallet.
Florence Poo is a nice girl apart from having that ridiculous. She sings for my band 'Xes' and occasionally writes songs. Her voice is a pariah cross between Alanis and Jewel. No, I am not in love with her thank you.
John Wong is a technician friend from my school days. I owe him alot of money and favors. He absorbs Christian theology and dogma and applies them to every day life. This is a genuine good guy that tutors poor kids for free and volunteers to clean the church. I've never won an argument with him though.
Jimmy Doh is current AWOL. He is wanted by the police for possession of Marijuana. His neighbor ratted on him... poor guy. I told him the drugs don't work.
Mr Rabbit is my toy rabbit. I cry on his shoulder each night before I sleep, telling him the things I can't tell the world.